Success is Nearly Here

There isn’t any reason I should fail.

I mean, come on. It’s easy. Isn’t it?

It isn’t rocket science after all

where there’s a zillion things you have to know

like squaring roots of cubic octagons,

and figuring the oxygen you’d need

to keep alive a panicked astronaut

when he discovers when he’s way out there

he’s eaten all the waffles on his ship,

and now the choice is starve or slit his wrists.

If bozos riding chipmunks can succeed

then why not me? It doesn’t even take

a half a brain to make it work. I’m sure

that I could even do it in my sleep.

The challenge isn’t doing it you know.

There isn’t any challenge don’t you know.

I’ll start tomorrow morning when I’m fresh.

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