There really isn’t any other way
to say no way Jose. You have to say
no way Jose. And circumlocutions
like: “Respectfully I find I disagree.’
or “You can shove it where the sun don’t shine.”
will get the denotative meaning right
while screwing up the meaning all to hell.
“This comes as a complete surprise to me.”
is still another way you might convey
the meanng of the phrase, “No way Jose.”
But something still is missing, isn’t it.
Or how about the following: “I think
my usually accurate, correct,
and trusted paragon of truth that you
have erred. Your supposition’s wrong.”
You think? Not even close. No way Jose!